Dearest Kid Rock. Volume 1

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    Dearest Kid Rock. Volume 1
    That Guy says (07 May '10)

    Dear Kid Rock,

    One time a hot girl at the bar called me cowboy. I wasn't sure I liked it to much, but I was enthused that we started to communicate nonetheless. You know what, I got a new pet the other day, Yes, I broke down and bought a toad. Ok, I am lieing, I Nonetheless named the toad Japru. I named him after you. Japru in swahili means Bob that rocks.. One time I was walking down the street wearing my Kid Rock All Access T Shirt and someone asked me if I was a Michael Jackson fan. I said Yes, but I couldnt afford a beat it coat, so I paid 50 bucks to get this T Shirt.. Little did I know at the time I would be a moderator and get tickets and stuff to the shows, but my mom said that if I am a fan I should be proud. Did that make sense? ahhhhh, Who cares...

    So I am going grocery shopping, have you ever bought Kroger Brand French Onion dip? Its delicious.. I like Ruffles, but my pet toad prefers Lays.. DOesnt matter, I will kick that son of a bitch if he eats my Ruffles or my oreos..

    Ok, Gott run!!

    Rock on!!!

    Devil without a Cause, Im going Shopping!!!

    6 foot 3 with a 10 foot dick

    KevRock

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Submitted by That Guy
on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 7:08pm

Dear Kid Rock,

One time a hot girl at the bar called me cowboy. I wasn't sure I liked it to much, but I was enthused that we started to communicate nonetheless. You know what, I got a new pet the other day, Yes, I broke down and bought a toad. Ok, I am lieing, I Nonetheless named the toad Japru. I named him after you. Japru in swahili means Bob that rocks.. One time I was walking down the street wearing my Kid Rock All Access T Shirt and someone asked me if I was a Michael Jackson fan. I said Yes, but I couldnt afford a beat it coat, so I paid 50 bucks to get this T Shirt.. Little did I know at the time I would be a moderator and get tickets and stuff to the shows, but my mom said that if I am a fan I should be proud. Did that make sense? ahhhhh, Who cares...

So I am going grocery shopping, have you ever bought Kroger Brand French Onion dip? Its delicious.. I like Ruffles, but my pet toad prefers Lays.. DOesnt matter, I will kick that son of a bitch if he eats my Ruffles or my oreos..

Ok, Gott run!!

Rock on!!!

Devil without a Cause, Im going Shopping!!!

6 foot 3 with a 10 foot dick

KevRock

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Sat, 06/14/2008 - 4:43pm — RedwingT

LMFAO That was brilliant and to the point....OMG I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mild's picture

Sat, 06/14/2008 - 4:43pm — Mild

I think I love you.

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Sat, 06/14/2008 - 4:41pm — ShadyLynn

I love your stories.

I do have to ask though, what happened to the pet worm? Oh wait, you let him dry up in the sun, right?