There should be some kind of "Humor Test" before you can be a fan

I just dont get it...
I mean you cant really be a fan and not see the irony in some of Bobs songs....can you?

You cant really be fucked blind...ok.ok....but not permanently
You cant really party your dick off...ok...some nasty std might not help
You cant really rock that bitch til it falls in the ocean...mother nature is taking care of that
You cant really get all twisted brown from bullshit...if so, change the song and turn your brown eyes blue!

Come on people...

A lot of things here are posted in jest
(for those who dont know: Jest:a frivolous mood or manner intended to be taken as mockery or humor)
I also understand about inflection and emotion and how hard that comes across in the written form...

But damn people..........LIGHTEN UP!

Some advice for the challenged.:
Make a decision today to start to look at the world with a new light.
Learn how to see the subtle ironies in life, because they are hysterical.
Don't be afraid to laugh loud and laugh loud!
Rent a funny movie.... (I'll help if youre not sure)
Read some jokes....
Check out some clips on YouTube....
Get some funny friends...
but really...this is the only life you got...and many people get caught up in the day to day and forget to see the big picture.Laughter distances you from the situation and keeps you from getting trapped by life's challenges.

To quote one of my favorite funny movies:
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never make it out alive."