***All Characters are based only on my creative mind***
Hello Everyone, I am KevRock, Reporter for KRC News Network. Today I will be bringing you a special round table discussion between Myself, Kid Rock, and a special fan named simply Katrina. We will be discussing everything from Politics, educations, sports, music, and much much more. I ask that you stay tuned, and enjoy, as this could be chopped into a new weekly series..
Kev: Hello Kid Rock, Hello Katrina, welcome to the studio, I want to assure you this will be alot of fun..
KidRock: Thanks Man, What time does the bar open?
Katrina: Bar? Don't you mean Guitar, like what time does the guitar open? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, Im Just kidding, I know you mean Far, like me and you are usually way to FAR away from eachother, Kid Rock...
KidRock: No, I actually mean Bar, and well, I could only pray that my first drink be served sooner then later
Kev: Here ya go Kid, Nice Tall Vodka and Red Bull..
Kid Rock: Tha.. (interrupted)
Katrina: I had a red bull when I was a kid, and it talked to me one time. It told me that the wind blows south in the Northern Skys. I think his name was Jennifer, but he was a guy, I know because I checked out his package.
Kid Rock: a red bull? Are you serious?
Katrina: Do you remember me Kiddy Rock? We talked on Yahoo 2 years ago
Kid Rock: Ummm, No, I have never used Yahoo to talk to anyone, I have a phone to talk
Katrina: You fooolish lil man, you don't have to admit it, I know the truth. Hold on, who is that? Why are they talking to me now? I am busy, I AM BUSY!! (screams) I AM BUSY ASSHOLES!!!
Kev: Ummm, Is everything ok? Kid, you album is amazing success story, and your live shows are off the hook. What keep you so energized on the stage?
Katrina: I LOVE CATS!!! I have Three Degrees, and when I say Degrees I mean Cats.. One time my Cat pooped on my shoe, I didnt clean it off, rather I kicked it in the air, but that sassy old turn landed in my hair
Kid Rock: Is this real? Where is Ashton? Am I getting punked? Anyways, to answer your question Kev, its the fans
Katrina: I have a fan in my room, it blows the smell out of my window.
Kid Rock: What smell?
Katrina: The smell of sex Kiddo, you know just because a woman doesnt shave her cha cha doesnt mean it doesnt smell like sex down there!! One time in the cornfields I saw a mole
Kid Rock: Wow, thats the most interesting thing I have ever heard!!
Kev: Whats that Kid?
Kid Rock: Everything
Kev and Kid: Hahahaha
Katrina: Are you guys laughing at that crazy clown over there? He looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and a Chicken Pot Pie. I don't know if I should eat him or spook him. Spoook Spoook Spooook! I wish it was still Halloween, Kiddddie Pie, did you see my Halloween Videos?
Kid Rock: Can you call me Kid Rock? No, i did not see your Halloween Videos!
Katrina: Have you heard me Karaoke? One time I cooked you dinner, but you didnt show up, so I fed it to one of the three stooges, I can't remember his name tho, Mo..
Kev: Katrina, How did you become a Kid Rock fan?
Katrina: I talked to Kid Rock on Yahoo one time, and it changed my life.. Oh Hold on, my phone is ringing. (answers Phone) Yes, Yes indeed, my refrigerator is running! Ohhh, Okay, I will, Im gopin g right now, Thank you so much, BYE.. (hangs up phone) they told me I need to go catch my Refridgerator because its running.. I will be back in a few minutes, it got a head start on me, and I gotta get it, my Stew is in there.....
Kev: We will take a break, maybe have a few more drinks, and wait for Katrina to return..