Andy Dick

KID:

AND THIS IS THE REST OF THE STORY!

HE LEANED OVER THE CD COVER AND SAID "CD COVER WHOS COTTON CANDY IS THE FAIREST OF IT ALL"? YOUR OF COURSE! SUDDENLY HE BENT DOWN ROLLED UP HIS ZIPPER AND CONTINUED ON! GRABBED THE DUCK TAPE AND STRAPED IT ON BOTH SIDE OF THE FLY!

THE MAN STARTED SINGING PIMP OF THE NATION!

SUDDENLY THE DOOR STARTED VIBRATING FROM THE VIBRATING KNOCKS!

THE ESCORT SERVICE THAT BELONGED THE AMERICAN BAD ASS SENT IN SOME OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD! THEY WERE SO HOTT! THEY KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND AEVERY FLAVOR FOR ALL SEASONS WALKED IN!

THE MAN FORGOT HIS VIAGRA AND SAID:

BLOW BLOW ON THE CD
PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT BE
GROW GROW AS YOU ARE TOLD
SNOW SNOW LET IT BLOW!
HO! HO1 HO!
FOR ALL THEM SENT!
TO DO AS THEY ARE TOLD!
GROW WILLY GROW!

THE MAN RAN TO THE BATHROOM SO EXCITED IT WAS HARD AS "THE ROCK"! PULLED OUT HIS PEACE PIPE LOADED HIS MEDICAL POT AND HIT IT WAY TOO HARD! LAYING ON THE COUNTER WAS THIS CD COVER JUST LOADED WITH "COTTON CANDY"! THE MAN SAID "SWEET" SINCE COTTON CANDY IS THE CHOICE CANDY AT A CARNIVAL!

HE WAS SO BLOWN AWAY FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH MEDICINE THAT HE GOT THE MUCHIES AND PICKED UP THE COTTON CANDY, THE ZIPPER GOT IN THE WAY AND LOW AND BEHOLD THE BLOW WENT OF THE WRONG HOLE!

LET IT GROW
LET IT GROW
LET IT SNOW
LET IT SNOW
LET IT BLOW
LET IT BLOW
LET IT GROW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT BLOW!
HO! HO! HO!

PICK ME ROCK - I COULD USE A CARE PACKAGE FROM "THE ROCK"!

ALL MY LOVE, HUGS AND KISSES TOO!

HARLEY

KID:

HEY KID I ZOOMED IN AS LARGE AT IT GETS! I DON'T KNOW THAN MAN AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL! KID ROCK IF YOU ASKED ME TO SMOKE THAT FUNNY THING OR DO ANYTHING WITH YOU I HAVE TO SAY HELL YA!

I THINK WHAT THE DEAL WAS THE MAN WAS REAL EXCITED AND TOTALLY "HORNY" WENT BACK TO THE DAY! I DO BELIEVE THAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS AT THE CARNIVAL! THE MAN THREW IN YOUR CD IN THE PLAYER , CRANKED THE MOTHER FU$$ER UP!

NOW THE MAN LISTEINING TO "I WANT TO BE A COWBOY BABY" THREW HIS BOOTS ON, THREW ON HIS CHAPS AND COWBOY HAT AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR(CD COVER) AND SAID "I AM A MOTHER TRUCKING COWBOY BABY!

TOTALLY OUT OF HIS FU$$ING MIND AND SO EXCITED BECAUSE THE CARNIVAL JUST GOT TO TOWN AND IT DOES THAT TO YA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!