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    Kid Rock: What I've Learned
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    Kid Rock quotes: Here is an interview with Kid Rock talking to 'Esquire' on sex, drugs, fatherhood, and the real meaning of rock 'n' roll.

    The article is published in the May 2011 music issue of 'Esquire,' on sale now!

    We had a big old tabletop stereo. I used to envision that when I closed the top and played the record that the guys were in there playing, rocking out.

    One thing I found out for sure in life is, don't hang out with assholes. Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or not, people are capable of learning if they've got good hearts and they're good souls.

    My theory on Hollywood is that there's a lot of pretty, pretty girls that go out there with a lot of dreams. And whenever you got a lot of pretty girls in one spot, it attracts every fucking idiot from all four corners of the world. Every douchebag, scumbag, scumsucker shows up and sets up shop and tries to figure out how to roll people.

    Two of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred. Square-dancing fools.

    Detroit: Cars and rock 'n' roll. Not a bad combo.

    It's the worst name in the world. The only person that had a dumber name than me was the Fresh Prince. Hey, it sounded like a cool rap name when I was sixteen. But it stuck, and now it's me. I'll be an eighty-year-old man — "call me the Kid."

    I throw my hat on, put my clown suit on — it does allow me to get away with murder in a lot of ways. You fucking say something so outrageous, and people just go, "Aw, it's fucking Kid Rock."

    I'll play your fucking birthday party you come up with the cash.

    Kenny Chesney called me. We were talking about a tour or something. He texted me real early in the morning. It must have been six in the morning. And I texted him back. And he asked me, "Were you up all night?" I said, "No, no, I'm getting up for my son." He said, "Holy shit, don't worry, I'm not going to tell anybody you were up this early, because it'll ruin your image." I go, "You can't ruin my image." Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily clad women.

    You know you got the devil on this shoulder and you got the angel on this shoulder? When I'm on the road, this motherfucker never says nothing.

    Whatever you read, I'm all that. You can make me out to be a great single father who lives in a small town and helps his community, or you can make me out to be some drug-raging beat-your-ass-in-the-Waffle-House fucking rock star. I'm all that.

    The Waffle House will be a cloud hanging over me forever. But not the worst cloud. Could have been worse. What if we were in a fucking Ruth's Chris? That would have hurt my image.

    The vigorous workout I do onstage helps a lot.

    The music gets you feeling good, you start cracking some drinks, pretty soon there's some girls there and the music, it sets your soul on fire. It does me, anyway.

    When Junior was young, it was Christmastime, I had a gig the night before, and I was shit-faced, just beyond. Drugs and alcohol. I passed out in my bathroom, dead weight. My son comes in, he's like, "Grandma, something's wrong with Dad!" So my mom tries to get me to make this big excuse up: "Tell him you came home and you were tired and this that and the other." I'm sitting there at breakfast and I say, "Your dad got trashed last night." I'm going to sit here and lie to this kid? He's like seven. I'm like, "Big concert, party afterward, I drank too much and passed out. I'm not proud of it, but that's what happens when you do that."

    It's tough, man. You throw a party for fifteen thousand people every night. And then it's kind of like you're not supposed to participate in it. That doesn't sit well with me. I don't mind throwing the party. But motherfucker, I want to party, too.

    I see friends who are in different genres of music and they say they're so burnt playing the same stuff every night. That's why you see a country act wanting to go out and play an old classic rock song. But what cracks me up is that they all want to be Jimmy Buffett. I can't figure that out.

    I know I'm not the best. I'm not the best singer, I'm not the best songwriter, I'm not the best player. But I know that what I fucking do, I'm the best at.

    People ask all the time, "What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?" It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

    The problem I got is when people are like, Fuck Kid Rock, he's a piece of shit, white-trash whatever. I'm like, You wouldn't say that to me in a fucking bar. You'll get your fucking wig peeled back. So don't sit behind your computer and type it.

    I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.

    One middle-finger "fuck you" is fun. Two is funner.

    I don't do hookers, man. I'm in a rock band.

    SOURCE: Tom Junod / Esquire

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Kid Rock quotes: Here is an interview with Kid Rock talking to 'Esquire' on sex, drugs, fatherhood, and the real meaning of rock 'n' roll.

The article is published in the May 2011 music issue of 'Esquire,' on sale now!

We had a big old tabletop stereo. I used to envision that when I closed the top and played the record that the guys were in there playing, rocking out.

One thing I found out for sure in life is, don't hang out with assholes. Surround yourself with good people. Whether they're the best or not, people are capable of learning if they've got good hearts and they're good souls.

My theory on Hollywood is that there's a lot of pretty, pretty girls that go out there with a lot of dreams. And whenever you got a lot of pretty girls in one spot, it attracts every fucking idiot from all four corners of the world. Every douchebag, scumbag, scumsucker shows up and sets up shop and tries to figure out how to roll people.

Two of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred. Square-dancing fools.

Detroit: Cars and rock 'n' roll. Not a bad combo.

It's the worst name in the world. The only person that had a dumber name than me was the Fresh Prince. Hey, it sounded like a cool rap name when I was sixteen. But it stuck, and now it's me. I'll be an eighty-year-old man — "call me the Kid."

I throw my hat on, put my clown suit on — it does allow me to get away with murder in a lot of ways. You fucking say something so outrageous, and people just go, "Aw, it's fucking Kid Rock."

I'll play your fucking birthday party you come up with the cash.

Kenny Chesney called me. We were talking about a tour or something. He texted me real early in the morning. It must have been six in the morning. And I texted him back. And he asked me, "Were you up all night?" I said, "No, no, I'm getting up for my son." He said, "Holy shit, don't worry, I'm not going to tell anybody you were up this early, because it'll ruin your image." I go, "You can't ruin my image." Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily clad women.

You know you got the devil on this shoulder and you got the angel on this shoulder? When I'm on the road, this motherfucker never says nothing.

Whatever you read, I'm all that. You can make me out to be a great single father who lives in a small town and helps his community, or you can make me out to be some drug-raging beat-your-ass-in-the-Waffle-House fucking rock star. I'm all that.

The Waffle House will be a cloud hanging over me forever. But not the worst cloud. Could have been worse. What if we were in a fucking Ruth's Chris? That would have hurt my image.

The vigorous workout I do onstage helps a lot.

The music gets you feeling good, you start cracking some drinks, pretty soon there's some girls there and the music, it sets your soul on fire. It does me, anyway.

When Junior was young, it was Christmastime, I had a gig the night before, and I was shit-faced, just beyond. Drugs and alcohol. I passed out in my bathroom, dead weight. My son comes in, he's like, "Grandma, something's wrong with Dad!" So my mom tries to get me to make this big excuse up: "Tell him you came home and you were tired and this that and the other." I'm sitting there at breakfast and I say, "Your dad got trashed last night." I'm going to sit here and lie to this kid? He's like seven. I'm like, "Big concert, party afterward, I drank too much and passed out. I'm not proud of it, but that's what happens when you do that."

It's tough, man. You throw a party for fifteen thousand people every night. And then it's kind of like you're not supposed to participate in it. That doesn't sit well with me. I don't mind throwing the party. But motherfucker, I want to party, too.

I see friends who are in different genres of music and they say they're so burnt playing the same stuff every night. That's why you see a country act wanting to go out and play an old classic rock song. But what cracks me up is that they all want to be Jimmy Buffett. I can't figure that out.

I know I'm not the best. I'm not the best singer, I'm not the best songwriter, I'm not the best player. But I know that what I fucking do, I'm the best at.

People ask all the time, "What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?" It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

The problem I got is when people are like, Fuck Kid Rock, he's a piece of shit, white-trash whatever. I'm like, You wouldn't say that to me in a fucking bar. You'll get your fucking wig peeled back. So don't sit behind your computer and type it.

I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.

One middle-finger "fuck you" is fun. Two is funner.

I don't do hookers, man. I'm in a rock band.

SOURCE: Tom Junod / Esquire

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OzzyPlayaGirl's picture

Thats why I pack my bag with a whole lott'a realness!
princessmouse's picture

Thanks for your candor. I think people relate to you not only for your music but because of your willingness to be honest about your life -- the musical one and the real one. Good dad. (Fun dad :-) I'll bet your boy respects you mucho. xo
anissa harrell's picture

I agree with everything he said, especially about lying to his son about being out all night. I have a 7 year old son. I would do the same if he found his dad like that. He is a young man, you cant lie to your children,.They lie to you and you punish them. IHe is my favorite musician and has been for as long as I can remember, I guess when "Cowboy" came out. He is the TRUE American Bad Ass. I would love to see him. People used to criticize me for letting my kids listen to his music when they were younger. They know every word to every CD he has. Now, they know better than to say a word about Kid Rock, they will have their wig layed back for them.lol
PKL's picture

Dear BOB, you may never read this but you can tell any F**ker that taunts and berades ya that your a rock and roll band that truly cares about thier fans. I hope it pleases you all to know that since the song was played the nightmarish images I had every night since they left us have stopped completely like the man that was with me said NO MORE walking dead. I however regret when I muster up the sheer courage to sing that someone just didn't steady ya in a chair to hear me. perhaps in a cadott beer tent this year You choose ~
LoriB's picture

Being REAL is as cool as you can get! Love ya Kid! Cocky? What? It ain't braggin' mutha fucka if ya back it up! :-)
Harleychick's picture

Just one more reason why I love Kid Rock! You tell it like it is, all of the other Entertainers do not. You love what you do and it shows! You love your fans and it shows! We love you for what you are and the REAL fans respect you! LOVE YOU MAN!
lexxykat's picture

Tell it like it is Kid; no bullshit with you; you are what you are and fuck anybody who doesn't like it!! only one of the many many reasons why I love you!! Can't wait to see you on 7/12 in NJ; Got my VIP FIFTH ROW BABY!!! Would be awesome if you stopped by the BBQ beforehand - would love to crack a Bad Ass Beer with ya (as would millions of other people I'm sure)...Keep it REal and keep it ROCKin Bobby! XOXOXO
Debbie_31's picture

Laughing my ass off - that is hysterical, I love it!
angel7171972's picture

Bob I have $5.00 come play for my birthday in JULY LOL I only live down the road from ya that 5 spot will pay for yur gas, oh wait no it wont!!! LOL B&B in Goodrich is already at 3.99 by July it will be at 5 so nvm. BTW before any of you start yur bitching this was commented towards "I'll play your fucking birthday party you come up with the cash." Im not really asking him to do this LOL...although..... = ) KIDROCKANGEL you still posting on ExtremeKR?
Father Stone's picture

And we wouldn't have you any other way! But after listening to your new CD Born Free, which is the best CD I have heard in a long time, I really think there is more to you then you are telling us, and that's cool too. Either way God Bless Kid Rock and Saturday.
andisells123's picture

Love it, love it, love it!
Blueeyesnurse4u's picture

Each time I read things like this, it makes me respect and appreciate how real you. Your music rocks my world, but your ' character" rocks my soul... What i wouldnt give to meet Kid Rock.. or moreso, Bob Ritchie! :) your truly one of the greats in every way.. :)
Z_3's picture

Just like Kid Rock, tells it like it is, no BS!!! Rock on dude!!!
brfiles's picture

Hey "Kid" - Thanks for keeping it real! So....how much are we talking for a Bday bash? :-)
Diana_11's picture

This is why I love Kid Rock (Bob) He is "real". Doesn't pretend to be anything he isnt. And, he gets up with his son and talks to him honestly. My son knows what I did as a teen and young adult and I hope he learns some from my mistakes/misfortunes. But, "It was 1989 my thoughts were short my hair was long"..........good times back in the day!
April_13's picture

I Love me some KID ROCK!!! Damn it!!
Ramona Isaacs's picture

just a little more of why I love him! It is what it is.....deal with it or get over it...either way it dont a make a shit!
MJKYLADY's picture

On my way to the store to buy a copy....Love ya Kid!
kidrockschic's picture

ha ha wouldn't expect anything less. Love you Bob Ritchie!!!!
kidrockangel's picture

"The problem I got is when people are like, Fuck Kid Rock, he's a piece of shit, white-trash whatever. I'm like, You wouldn't say that to me in a fucking bar. You'll get your fucking wig peeled back. So don't sit behind your computer and type it. " Im out there everyday telling these fucktarts whats up. I got ur back!!!!!
Ki Kruk's picture

Oh I'll definitely be running out to pick up the magazine! Great excerpts, thankyou!!!!
kidrockangel's picture

Fuck yeah.... LOL Truly, this is what keeps us all hear everyday. Great music, good man and we cant wait to see what happens next.

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