This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.
ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.